“what the hell was that?”
“what the hell was what?”
“do not salt my game, cam. or i swear i will -“
“what? let’s not forget who can kick whose ass here. i was helping you out.”
“you just gave her my number. that’s not how this works.”
“yes it is. i got a good feeling about her.”
“a good feeling, huh?”
“yep.”
“she has ferrets. that’s why i dropped her. you set me up with a ferret lady.” [covers her face] “i hate my life.”
[starts laughing] “well, at least she doesn’t have fish.”
[still covering her face] “she has a room devoted to her fish.” [cam laughs harder]

“what the hell was that?”

“what the hell was what?”

“do not salt my game, cam. or i swear i will -“

“what? let’s not forget who can kick whose ass here. i was helping you out.”

“you just gave her my number. that’s not how this works.”

“yes it is. i got a good feeling about her.”

“a good feeling, huh?”

“yep.”

“she has ferrets. that’s why i dropped her. you set me up with a ferret lady.” [covers her face] “i hate my life.”

[starts laughing] “well, at least she doesn’t have fish.”

[still covering her face] “she has a room devoted to her fish.” [cam laughs harder]

(Source: seethatglimmer)

besides a mini anden/jason statham ship (which i so do want), i sort of want a jason statham/any vs angel ship.

my top choices would be jason/rosie, jason/candice, jason/ale, and jason/behati.

actually … i might make a jason on hiyb and request a behati for him.

or. if i can’t find muse for him on hiyb. possibly on iast/ith.

either way. the world cannot contain my undying love for jason statham. man has stolen my vagina-heart since the italian job. (which reminds me. i should get started on a jason statham marathon.)

“Your window was open and I was in the neighborhood. Didn’t wanna go out of my way to see you but.”
“My room’s on the second floor and I live across town. Get out.”
“You still mad at me? Come on, I thought you were over that. I told you I didn’t mean and I don’t want to be over.”
“Of course I’m still mad! I told you I was pregnant and you left like a scared little boy but only after you called me a whore.”
“I’m sorry. I love you and I wanna be with you. I wanna have a family with you.”
“And you don’t say that till it’s too late, just like always.”

“Your window was open and I was in the neighborhood. Didn’t wanna go out of my way to see you but.”

“My room’s on the second floor and I live across town. Get out.”

“You still mad at me? Come on, I thought you were over that. I told you I didn’t mean and I don’t want to be over.”

“Of course I’m still mad! I told you I was pregnant and you left like a scared little boy but only after you called me a whore.”

“I’m sorry. I love you and I wanna be with you. I wanna have a family with you.”

“And you don’t say that till it’s too late, just like always.”

(via sexshark-deactivated20110619)


"my love, can i ask you something?"
"of course. you may ask whatever your heart wants."
"i never got to ask you this before you had left," [pauses, looks down and joins their hands] “but would you be my wife?”
[looks down at their hands] “what would your father say?”
"it doesn’t matter what he would say. i would leave my title behind for you."
"i …" [pauses to prevent her voice from breaking] “i don’t know what i am to say.”

"my love, can i ask you something?"

"of course. you may ask whatever your heart wants."

"i never got to ask you this before you had left," [pauses, looks down and joins their hands] “but would you be my wife?”

[looks down at their hands] “what would your father say?”

"it doesn’t matter what he would say. i would leave my title behind for you."

"i …" [pauses to prevent her voice from breaking] “i don’t know what i am to say.”


[without looking up from her letter] “is there something i can help you with, your highness?”
"no."
[looks up] “then why are you staring at me? it’s distracting.”
"can’t a humble man appreciate the beauty that is his love?"
"he can. but i can feel your eyes on me. i feel very …"
"just let me enjoy your beauty."

[without looking up from her letter] “is there something i can help you with, your highness?”

"no."

[looks up] “then why are you staring at me? it’s distracting.”

"can’t a humble man appreciate the beauty that is his love?"

"he can. but i can feel your eyes on me. i feel very …"

"just let me enjoy your beauty."


"is there a particular reason we’re taking a ride in your father’s forest?"
"yes."
[raises eyebrow curiously] “care to tell me what it is?”
[playfully smirks] “i could, but i would rather it be a surprise.”
[her lips twitch up into a smile] “you and your sense of adventure.”
"exactly. why else would you love me?"
"i don’t know, you’re impeccable looks?"
"you flatter me."

"is there a particular reason we’re taking a ride in your father’s forest?"

"yes."

[raises eyebrow curiously] “care to tell me what it is?”

[playfully smirks] “i could, but i would rather it be a surprise.”

[her lips twitch up into a smile] “you and your sense of adventure.”

"exactly. why else would you love me?"

"i don’t know, you’re impeccable looks?"

"you flatter me."


"i can’t believe it’s you. i thought you were gone for good."
"i thought i was too. but i had to come back."
"why?"
[smiles slightly] “for you.”
"it’s good to see you again."
"it is."

"i can’t believe it’s you. i thought you were gone for good."

"i thought i was too. but i had to come back."

"why?"

[smiles slightly] “for you.”

"it’s good to see you again."

"it is."


"my leige, there is someone who wishes to speak to you."
"who is it?"
"she refuses to give her name." [shoves hooded figure forward]
"i order you to remove your hood and state your name."
[lifts head slightly] “as you wish.” [removes hood]
[pulls head back in surprise] “you …”
[whispers] “william.”

"my leige, there is someone who wishes to speak to you."

"who is it?"

"she refuses to give her name." [shoves hooded figure forward]

"i order you to remove your hood and state your name."

[lifts head slightly] “as you wish.” [removes hood]

[pulls head back in surprise] “you …”

[whispers] “william.”


(ally sits, wondering about her future as a dancer as brody comes in. she quickly glances at him before resuming chewing on her bottom lip in thought)
Ally: Did people ever tell you that you couldn’t be a dancer Brody?Brody: (chuckles lightly) It’s all I ever heard growing up. Boys can’t ballerinas. I could never be a great dancer. You name, I heard it.Ally: So what did you do? With all the negativity I mean.Brody: I became the best ballerino I could be. I trained hard, I pushed through injuries. I was meant to be a ballerino Ally. And if you believe that you are meant to be a dancer, then you’re meant to be a dancer. 

(ally sits, wondering about her future as a dancer as brody comes in. she quickly glances at him before resuming chewing on her bottom lip in thought)

Ally: Did people ever tell you that you couldn’t be a dancer Brody?
Brody: (chuckles lightly) It’s all I ever heard growing up. Boys can’t ballerinas. I could never be a great dancer. You name, I heard it.
Ally: So what did you do? With all the negativity I mean.
Brody: I became the best ballerino I could be. I trained hard, I pushed through injuries. I was meant to be a ballerino Ally. And if you believe that you are meant to be a dancer, then you’re meant to be a dancer. 

(via sexshark-deactivated20110619)


"hey, maddie …"
"i have something i need to say. and then i’ll leave you alone like you want."
"that’s never what i -"
"shut up. i love you. i love you regardless of the fact that you’re a corporate worker bee and how we met was an accident. i know you don’t feel that way about me, but i just needed to tell you. because it would eat me if i let you go without telling you how i feel."
"maddie, i can’t … we can’t … i love you too. but we can’t do this."
"you shouldn’t have said that. because now i’m just so angry that you love me but won’t be with me. i hate you jules. i want you to know that now.”

"hey, maddie …"

"i have something i need to say. and then i’ll leave you alone like you want."

"that’s never what i -"

"shut up. i love you. i love you regardless of the fact that you’re a corporate worker bee and how we met was an accident. i know you don’t feel that way about me, but i just needed to tell you. because it would eat me if i let you go without telling you how i feel."

"maddie, i can’t … we can’t … i love you too. but we can’t do this."

"you shouldn’t have said that. because now i’m just so angry that you love me but won’t be with me. i hate you jules. i want you to know that now.”