REMY

• that phase when she dated a girl in between relationships with hunter? worst idea ever. it was almost as bad as the purple streak she used to have in her hair. actually, it was worse. she pulled off the streak. at the end she just really missed hunter.
• she didn’t tell him about the baby at first because she was scared. not of him fleeing on her, that’s just the excuse she came up with when he confronted her. but because she’s convinced she would be the absolute worst mother in the history of mothers. like, those animals that eat their young, they would be better parents than remy thinks she would be.
• of all of the records and music she has, her favourite song is “and then he kissed me” by the crystals. not for any real reason but it, to her, describes her relationship with hunter. well, it’s a tie between that and “leader of the pack” by the shangri-las. but she has a secret weakness for songs that you can slow-dance to. she’s wanted to have at least one slow-dance with hunter for years now.

VANCE

• frequently he curses his sperm for knocking the bitch up. and he curses the condom. but mostly, he curses himself. not because he knocked a girl up, but because he knocked the wrong girl up.
• he doesn’t have enough patience to solve problems without fighting his way through them. he’s only stopped punching people so frequently because he’s begun to realize (aka, it’s been pointed out to him) that tessa really just doesn’t like violence. which is ironic given their lives.
• he hates hospitals. not because they ask questions about his injuries, but because he spent a lot of long nights and days in hospitals by his mom’s bedside as she was dying from cancer. which, he doesn’t ever talk about.

COLLINS

• ryder’s her other half. and indie is like her brother. and if she ends up a cat lady and crazy aunt collins, she’ll still have her entire life’s goal being to clean up after ryder and indie break up and then getting them back together.
• there was this one time, when ryder and indie were on one of their break-ups, when collins wondered what it would be like to date indie. well, more like sleep with him. but then she remembered it was indie. and she got grossed out. and figured she would be more likely to have sex with ryder than with indie.
• one of her favourite things to do is pretend that her and ryder hate each other. just because it fucks with people’s minds so much, especially those who know them. like in high school when they were on separate powderpuff teams. collins invented this huge big scandal for them so they could go all-out and tackle each other without people making sexual innuendo jokes about them. that sprained ankle she got from ryder leveling her in the last minute of the game is by far her favourite trophy of their friendship.

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REMY

• despite how sexy it is that sloane is a stripper, remy really doesn’t like it. she wishes sloane would utilize her potential and do something else. besides, remy secretly is really jealous and territorial. if it wasn’t gross and she could do it, she’d totally do a ripley thing and pee on sloane’s leg to mark her turf.
• she sometimes wishes that she never came out of the closet, because of what happened to dean. she knows that he’d do it without thinking about it, but she regrets how her selfish choice to come out of the closet ruined her big brother’s life.
• the only reasons that ripley sometimes gets attention before sloane is because he’s been there for remy for so long. when she left diana to go to medical school, she was so lonely after pretty much being a mother that she needed something to take care of. so she got ripley. and he’s like her child, her best friend, and everything good in her life. so she can’t forget about him for her constantly-horny stripper pseudo-girlfriend.

LION

• he’s not as dumb as he … oh wait, he is that big of a dumbass. but he wishes that he could be smart so he doesn’t embarrass bella/make her roll her eyes constantly.
• he bought her that mustang because he felt really guilty that he left her for his football scholarship. and, he remembered that was her dream car, so that was the most romantic gift he could think of. it was just an added bonus that he got laid on the hood of that car.
• getting injured was the best thing that could’ve ever happened to him. as much as he loved playing football, he didn’t really like college and his intelligence was far from school. it was on the football field. and he loves coaching. and bella. and their baby.

KELLEY

• she never would tell rocky this, but she is probably the luckiest person alive. not just because she has found someone she loves so much it drives her crazy, but because she found that woman when she was twelve years old.
• if she had to change one thing about rocky, it would have to be how quickly she jumps to conclusions. and when she gets an idea in her head, she doesn’t shut up. which leads to kelley having to institute the “volume” school of arguing.
• neither of them are really kid-material, but kelley has a serious urge to share the love she has with rocky with someone else. like a child. god forbid she actually has to give birth to the damn thing. but seriously, a kid might be good for them. she thinks so. she personally thinks that she’s getting sappy for this.