gunsofpuckerone:

-teacuphumans:

“believe me, no one would hate it more if you stabbed me in the middle of the night.”

“yeah, and that’d be so much paperwork.”

“oh, excuse me for my death causing you paperwork. just for that if i ever die, i’m haunting you forever.”

“good luck with that, i don’t even believe in ghosts.”

oh how i love you for using the rp dialogue.

i wanted to use their actual stuff first before i went nuts with crack speak.

“are you okay?”

[pause] “no. bad dream.”

“wanna talk about it?”

“i was th-there. alone, but waiting for him. and …”

“shhh, it’s okay shan.”

“believe me, no one would hate it more if you stabbed me in the middle of the night.”

“yeah, and that’d be so much paperwork.”

“oh, excuse me for my death causing you paperwork. just for that if i ever die, i’m haunting you forever.”

“good luck with that, i don’t even believe in ghosts.”

“and i got kicked out of the hospital. the nurses just couldn’t do their work because they wanted a piece of papa moretti. i mean, who can blame them, right?”

[laugh]

“no fucking way did you just laugh at me, bundy. am i dead? is this the part where you kill me now? is hollywood in on it? that’s gotta be how you’re so good then. she’s the mastermind and you’re the muscle.”

“please don’t hurt me beck.”

“shut up! you hurt me meghan, if that’s even your name. and you’re going to be made an example of.”

“of what?”

“of what the feds will find of their fucking agent!”

“tell me the truth meghan! are you a cop?”

“no!”

“don’t lie to me!” [holds gun up to head] “i can’t have you lying to me!”

[screaming] “yes! i’m a cop!”

“she can’t be a fed. she’s … meghan. she’s beautiful and smart and doesn’t like guns. they don’t make feds like that. she’s not a fed. end of discussion.”

“you okay baby?”

“yeah.”

“liar.”

(via babyvamp-jessica)