You are the weakest link goodbye! The tribe has spoken. Please pack up your knives and go. Your work of art, didn’t work for me. Your time’s up. I have to ask you to leave the mansion. You must leave the chateau. Your tour ends here. You’ve been chopped! You’ve been evicted from the Big Brother house. Your dessert just didn’t measure up. Sashay away! Give me your jacket and leave Hell’s kitchen! You did not get a rose. You have been eliminated from the race. You are no longer in the running to be America’s Next Top Model. You’re fired. Auf Wiedersehen.

(Source: erkerk, via animalantagonism)

oh my god she’s beyond hot even in a mugshot.

oh my god she’s beyond hot even in a mugshot.

(via lesliefknshay)

LMFAOOOOO HIMYM/MYTHBUSTERS LINE CROSSOVERS

HIMYM: “you’re like a poop detecting dog.” “i think that’s just a dog.”

MYTHBUSTERS: “good thing it’s not a poop detecting dog.” “i think they all are.”

ships i ship in himym:

fassbendmeover:

roguisheames:

  • ted/mother
  • marshall/lilly
  • barney/robin

so what if i like canon for once

I don’t think it’s possible to ship anything BUT this.

my only addition is barney/suits. other than that … yeah, i think it’s impossible to ship something other than canon.

(via formerlygothambound-deactivated)

SHAKING AND CRYING. SHAKING AND CRYING.

roranicuspond:

OH MY FREAKING GOD! JENNIFER AND MINKA?!?! PLEASE GOD, PICK ONE OF THEM! MY LIFE WOULD BE COMPLETE!

EXACTLY! although, i really want minka to be on parenthood forever and ever. BUT I WILL TAKE ONE OF THEM.

(Source: bambi-lindberg)

SHAKING AND CRYING. SHAKING AND CRYING.
MORE ROBIN SPARKLES?!?!?!?!?!
HIMYM PREMIERE ~SCOOP
kidundercover:

sisterofjessestjames / drunklikewhoe / thatisillogical / howimetyourmothersource / (via contumacious)