“that guy over there is staring at you, c.”
“is he tall?  brunette?  named josh?”
”(smiles at caroline)  no, he’s not.”
“then i don’t care.  just, stop staring at him.”
“throw him the face!  do it!  (pulls ‘the face’)”
”(stares)  that’s not the face, try again.”
”(pulls another face)” 

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“he’s crazy about you.  you know that, right?”
”(grins) i know, isn’t it great?” 

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“so, how are things with you and carter?”
“how are things with you and the whores?”
“whoa, ouch.  watch it, or i’ll unplug treddy.”
”(glares indirectly at josh)  you wouldn’t.”
“i would.  now tell me, how are things?”
”(smiles)  they’re good.  really good.”
”(makes an ‘oh’ face)  you like him!”
”(laughs and nods)  obviously, asshat.” 

(via josh-0)

“you look gorgeous, babe.  that dress is perfect.”
”(turns, looking unhappy)  yeah, it’s a good dress.”
“hey, hey, what’s up?  why the long face, carols?”
“i want to ask you a serious question.  okay?” 
”(places hands in her lap and smiles)  okay.”
“have you and josh ever been more than friends?”
”(makes a face)  blech, god no.  no offence, though.  he’s just.  josh.  he doesn’t wash his socks between every use.  he’s disgusting.”
“that is gross.”
”(cracks up)” 

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“josh told me you called me your boyfriend when he called you earlier.”
”(smiles slightly)  maybe.  but i also said you were a ball-less pussy who needed an ego check.”
”(smile falls)  i was kidding.  i didn’t care that you beat me on that stupid game.  you were pretty awesome at it.”
”(makes a face)  yeah, i am pretty great.”
”(leans in)  you are, cate.  you are pretty great.  more than that.”
”(smiles and scrunches her nose)  you’re so cute.  boyfriend.”
”(leans head to the left)  so i am your boyfriend?”
“(grins)  only if you wanna be.”
“(nods slowly, sligtly confused)  so i go from a ball-less pussy with a huge ego to your boyfriend in the span of what?  three hours?  jesus, you’re gonna drive me crazy.”
”(cracks up and looks away)” 

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“hello, joshua.  what can i help you with today?  more whore problems?”
“ouch, that hurts.  but no, i have a certain guy here with me who wants to talk to you.”
“you mean my pussy of a boyfriend?  no.  tell him i think he’s a pussy and that i hate him.”
“you really want me to tell him that?  come on, he wasn’t really angry at you for losing.”
“then i’m mad at him for lying to me.  there, tell him that.  also tell him that if he doesn’t grow a pair of balls and get over his own ego and ‘bad ass video game skills’, he won’t be getting any from me.  tell him that.  please and thank you.”
(josh hangs up as cate continues to mouth off) 

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“she told you she loved you?  (on the verge of cracking up)”
“yes.  and before she could finish saying that, i hung up.”
“you hung up on her?!  oh, good lord, i love you! (cracks up)” 

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“don’t laugh.  don’t do it.  don’t smile.  this is serious business, this murder mystery party.  someone died, cate!  don’t laugh.  someone was clobbered to death, by a giant black dildo!”
”(cracks up and covers face)  fucking asshat.” 

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