some jokes i have learned and enjoyed tonight:

(Source: keverdeen)

TAGS:   reblog.   maggie q.   my precious.   gif.

better keep your distancefrom this tangled shape i’m innow no one had better touch me right nowin this cold-blooded thick skin

cate asked: olivia wilde/maggie q (rattlesnake smile - christian kane)

better keep your distance
from this tangled shape i’m in
now no one had better touch me right now
in this cold-blooded thick skin

cate asked: olivia wilde/maggie q (rattlesnake smile - christian kane)


brb, there’s an above-ground pool with my drool somewhere that has to be attended to.

brb, there’s an above-ground pool with my drool somewhere that has to be attended to.

TAGS:   maggie q.   my precious.
TAGS:   maggie q.   my precious.

not that i need a reason to post this. but i want to.

not that i need a reason to post this. but i want to.

TAGS:   maggie q.   my precious.

i’d catch a grenade for you (yeah, yeah, yeah)throw my hand on the blade for you (yeah, yeah, yeah)i’d jump in front of a train for you (yeah, yeah, yeah)you know i’d do anything for you (yeah, yeah, yeah)i would go through all this paintake a bullet straight through my brainyes, i would die for you, baby

anna asked: nikita/alex (grenade - bruno mars)

i’d catch a grenade for you (yeah, yeah, yeah)
throw my hand on the blade for you (yeah, yeah, yeah)
i’d jump in front of a train for you (yeah, yeah, yeah)
you know i’d do anything for you (yeah, yeah, yeah)
i would go through all this pain
take a bullet straight through my brain
yes, i would die for you, baby

anna asked: nikita/alex (grenade - bruno mars)


[groggily] “nat …” [pauses, mustering the strength] “will you … marry me?”
[stops suddenly in surprise, turns to look at her] “what?” [sits down on the bed]
"i love you nat. so much. everything about you. even when i would hate it if it were someone else. i don’t like not being able to say so. hell, i even love that dog you brought home because of you. my life has been better in the time we’ve been together than all of my years in the marines, my childhood, everything. put together. nat, you’re absolutely everything i want for the rest of my life. if i get discharged, then so be it. but being blown up sort of puts things into perspective. so, again. natalie, will you marry me?"
[starts crying] “yes. is there an answer other than yes?”

[groggily] “nat …” [pauses, mustering the strength] “will you … marry me?”

[stops suddenly in surprise, turns to look at her] “what?” [sits down on the bed]

"i love you nat. so much. everything about you. even when i would hate it if it were someone else. i don’t like not being able to say so. hell, i even love that dog you brought home because of you. my life has been better in the time we’ve been together than all of my years in the marines, my childhood, everything. put together. nat, you’re absolutely everything i want for the rest of my life. if i get discharged, then so be it. but being blown up sort of puts things into perspective. so, again. natalie, will you marry me?"

[starts crying]yes. is there an answer other than yes?”


"matthews, why the hell did you call me? this isn’t even my area of expertise. this is a bomb, why am i -"
"they brought in the marine corps’ eod team. i thought you’d like to -."
[over the radio] “colonel, i’m running out of time, i’m getting the hell outta dodge.”
[explosion]
“chuck!” [sprints over and bends over her] “hey baby.”
[groggily and painfully] “nat?”
"yeah, it’s me. i’m here. you better not die on me. you hear me?"
"yes ma’am."
"what did i tell you about calling me ma’am?"

"matthews, why the hell did you call me? this isn’t even my area of expertise. this is a bomb, why am i -"

"they brought in the marine corps’ eod team. i thought you’d like to -."

[over the radio] “colonel, i’m running out of time, i’m getting the hell outta dodge.”

[explosion]

chuck!” [sprints over and bends over her] “hey baby.”

[groggily and painfully] “nat?”

"yeah, it’s me. i’m here. you better not die on me. you hear me?"

"yes ma’am."

"what did i tell you about calling me ma’am?"


"was it easy?"
"was what easy?"
"coming out? did it really change your life so much for the better?"
"for starters, if i was hiding out in narnia with aslan and ben barnes, i wouldn’t have asked you out."
"i mean, besides that."
[pauses] “yes and no. but i would do it all again.”

"was it easy?"

"was what easy?"

"coming out? did it really change your life so much for the better?"

"for starters, if i was hiding out in narnia with aslan and ben barnes, i wouldn’t have asked you out."

"i mean, besides that."

[pauses] “yes and no. but i would do it all again.”