HANNA MARIN’S GUIDE TO BODYGUARDING:
LEVEL 1: Oblivious friends make negative comments
ACTION: Counteract with positive comment.
LEVEL 2: Emily is sad.
ACTION: Get her drunk.
LEVEL 3: Friend is insensitive of Emily’s feelings
ACTION: Put that bitch in her place.
LEVEL 4: Douches harass Emily.
ACTION: Shut that shit down.
LEVEL 5: Asshole makes Emily cry.
ACTION: RIP HIS FUCKING HEAD OFF.
(via penelopesbrooke)





