- she doesn’t consider herself to be pretty. as far as she’s concerned, she’s “plain jane rizzoli”. and to her, that’s probably worse than frog-face.
- to be perfectly honest, she loves all of the fancy things about maura isles. she wouldn’t admit to it, even under torture, though. not because she finds giant turtles who eat british strawberries (what’s the difference between british and american strawberries for a damn turtle anyway?) fascinating. it’s because maura loves all of that stuff.
- besides those bad blind dates her mother sent her on, that date with dean, and the dates at the lesbian bar, she hasn’t actually pursued a relationship on her own for years. god only knows how sexually frustrated she really is.








