of course diana. make a reference to ‘inception’ in your interview with esquire.
behati prinsloo or zoe saldana?

for the completely oblivious girlfriend of a mercenary jason statham living in texas off of his money, but loves him. although, she’s not completely weak and can take care of herself.

when you see someone who isn’t you using the pb you always use.
TAGS:   reblog.   rping.   story of my life.
a bucket for my tears.

loveactually:

ashley k has put kaycee up for casey cartwright in hiyb’s version of “greek”. i just … no. DON’T DO THIS TO ME WITH ONLY ONE EPISODE LEFT. THAT WILL RUIN CASEY CARTWRIGHT.

AN OCEAN FOR MY TEARS. 

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a bucket for my tears.

ashley k has put kaycee up for casey cartwright in hiyb’s version of “greek”. i just … no. DON’T DO THIS TO ME WITH ONLY ONE EPISODE LEFT. THAT WILL RUIN CASEY CARTWRIGHT.

everyone is on pseudo.

misswendydarling:

i know. i feel the same way ouifdghoidfhg

story of my life regarding both pseudo and bts.

(Source: niallscrocodile, via pavel--chekov-deactivated201104)

TAGS:   rping.

“what the hell was that?”
“what the hell was what?”
“do not salt my game, cam. or i swear i will -“
“what? let’s not forget who can kick whose ass here. i was helping you out.”
“you just gave her my number. that’s not how this works.”
“yes it is. i got a good feeling about her.”
“a good feeling, huh?”
“yep.”
“she has ferrets. that’s why i dropped her. you set me up with a ferret lady.” [covers her face] “i hate my life.”
[starts laughing] “well, at least she doesn’t have fish.”
[still covering her face] “she has a room devoted to her fish.” [cam laughs harder]

“what the hell was that?”

“what the hell was what?”

“do not salt my game, cam. or i swear i will -“

“what? let’s not forget who can kick whose ass here. i was helping you out.”

“you just gave her my number. that’s not how this works.”

“yes it is. i got a good feeling about her.”

“a good feeling, huh?”

“yep.”

“she has ferrets. that’s why i dropped her. you set me up with a ferret lady.” [covers her face] “i hate my life.”

[starts laughing] “well, at least she doesn’t have fish.”

[still covering her face] “she has a room devoted to her fish.” [cam laughs harder]

(Source: seethatglimmer)

jason statham and …?
  • behati prinsloo
  • jana kramer
  • lyndsy fonseca (don’t judge me)
  • sienna miller
  • zoe saldana (good god that would be hot. they need to be in an action flick asap)
  • submit a face

i’m thinking that for a plot, he’s a mercenary who has his base in graham. like, he has a fake name for jobs and stuff to protect the ones he loves, and his girl (who is much younger than he) doesn’t really know what he does for a living and assumes he’s like a consultant so he travels. but when he’s a lot beefier and can fight better than a suit-and-tie kind of guy can, she’s a little suspicious.

WHY ARE PEOPLE USING THE LAST NAME JENKINS? THAT IS ABBY’S LAST NAME.

THESE CHARACTERS ARE NOT RELATED TO ABBY. SERIOUSLY.

parody short films i’ve decided brighid is making for her fod-esque site.
  • a fake exercise video - humpilates (stolen from jimmy kimmel live)
  • a trailer for the weird al yankovic story (stolen from funny or die)
  • the ballad of gi joe (stolen from funny or die)
  • booby scare (stolen from funny or die)
  • a psa “against” gay marriage poking fun at all of the reasons gay marriage opponents cite
  • disney’s princess [insert artist here] (stolen from funny or die)
  • dilf khakis (stolen from funny or die)
  • [fictional character] knows … (based off of the ‘jackie chiles knows’ from funny or die)