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for the completely oblivious girlfriend of a mercenary jason statham living in texas off of his money, but loves him. although, she’s not completely weak and can take care of herself.
ashley k has put kaycee up for casey cartwright in hiyb’s version of “greek”. i just … no. DON’T DO THIS TO ME WITH ONLY ONE EPISODE LEFT. THAT WILL RUIN CASEY CARTWRIGHT.
AN OCEAN FOR MY TEARS.
(Source: bambi-lindberg)
ashley k has put kaycee up for casey cartwright in hiyb’s version of “greek”. i just … no. DON’T DO THIS TO ME WITH ONLY ONE EPISODE LEFT. THAT WILL RUIN CASEY CARTWRIGHT.
i know. i feel the same way ouifdghoidfhg
story of my life regarding both pseudo and bts.
(Source: niallscrocodile, via pavel--chekov-deactivated201104)
![“what the hell was that?”
“what the hell was what?”
“do not salt my game, cam. or i swear i will -“
“what? let’s not forget who can kick whose ass here. i was helping you out.”
“you just gave her my number. that’s not how this works.”
“yes it is. i got a good feeling about her.”
“a good feeling, huh?”
“yep.”
“she has ferrets. that’s why i dropped her. you set me up with a ferret lady.” [covers her face] “i hate my life.”
[starts laughing] “well, at least she doesn’t have fish.”
[still covering her face] “she has a room devoted to her fish.” [cam laughs harder]](http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lhi3j2alKR1qa4jiuo1_500.png)
“what the hell was that?”
“what the hell was what?”
“do not salt my game, cam. or i swear i will -“
“what? let’s not forget who can kick whose ass here. i was helping you out.”
“you just gave her my number. that’s not how this works.”
“yes it is. i got a good feeling about her.”
“a good feeling, huh?”
“yep.”
“she has ferrets. that’s why i dropped her. you set me up with a ferret lady.” [covers her face] “i hate my life.”
[starts laughing] “well, at least she doesn’t have fish.”
[still covering her face] “she has a room devoted to her fish.” [cam laughs harder]
(Source: seethatglimmer)
i’m thinking that for a plot, he’s a mercenary who has his base in graham. like, he has a fake name for jobs and stuff to protect the ones he loves, and his girl (who is much younger than he) doesn’t really know what he does for a living and assumes he’s like a consultant so he travels. but when he’s a lot beefier and can fight better than a suit-and-tie kind of guy can, she’s a little suspicious.
THESE CHARACTERS ARE NOT RELATED TO ABBY. SERIOUSLY.
